How Can I Boogie When the Budget's Being Cut?

I know, it doesn't exactly put you in the mood to celebrate - your hard-earned tax dollars being spent so frivolously, but wait - You've already paid for the party! The staff party fund comes from vending machine money, so every time you've bought a candybar or that bottle of water, you've been supporting having a good time at the end of the year! So grab another bag of chips and munch away those blues! You can even wash it down with a Coke of good cheer. :)